1. This is to advertise events and attractions only. The sale of a T-shirt does not qualify in anyone's books, especially mine, as a particular noteworthy event :} So no advertising of merchandise! It will be deleted as fast as you can slap it up, and your IP address banned.
2. Images -- no larger than 256 px by 256 px. In Photoshop, use the "save for web" option (or the equivalent in your graphics programme) to keep the file size lite 'n lively. Graphics larger than that pixel size, or that weren't optimized for fast web loading, will be deleted unceremoniously. Don't want no laggy web pages. And please, no graphic nudity in the graphics. (Though if the pictures are really juicy, just hand them to us personally to enjoy lol.)
